Ramm ka letter sita ke liye punjabi me......

Pyari Sitta,

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi,
Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.
Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan,
Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da postpaid le liya si, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta,
Chal koi ni maine aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.
Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz mere ko SMS kari.
Chinta na kari, jab bhi gal karne ko ji kare, ek miss call mar diyo. Main yaha se tenu baat kar levenga.
Tu Mere bill di chinta na kariyo, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta si.

Accha OK
See Uuuu.

With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM"

Why India should win the world cup 2007

PHOTO OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!Gorgeous -Angelina Jolie

Tu...

Jab Kalam Uthaayi Haath Mein…
Ghazal Bann Gayi Tu,

Jab Bhi Nazar Uthaayi…
Nazaara Ban Gayi Tu!

Jab Bhi Kuch Kehna Chaha…
Ishaara Bann Gayi Tu,

Doob Raha Tha Jab Jazbaat Ke Samandar Mein…
Saahil Bann Gayi Tu!

Kehne Ko Tha Bahut Kuch
Parr Kuch Naa Keh Saka Main,
Bina Kuch Kahe…
Bahut Kuch Sun Gayi Tu!

Haathon Mein Tha Haath Jab,
Doori Thi Dilon Mein,
Aaj Doori Hai Hamare Bich Magar,
Dil Ke Bahut Kareeb Aa Gayi Hai Tu!

Jab Bhi Saans Li Maine
Hawa Bann Gayi Tu,

Jab Bhi Dua Mein Haath Uthaaye
Khuda Bann Gayi Tu,

Jab Bhi Chhalak Gayi Aankhen,
Aansoon Ban Gayi Tu,

Nahin Jaan Saka Main…
Jaane Kab Meri Dhadkan Bann Gayi Tu!

"LOVE LETTER"

A soldier in Afghanistan received a letter from his Girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is Just too great. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any Snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other Pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 Photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Moral Of Story:

If you cant change ur fate, change ur attitude

@~Nothing Hurts Like True Love~@

There Was A Blind Woman Who Used To Hate Everyone Except His Boyfriend. She Used To Tell Him "I Would Have Married You If I Could See." One Day Somebody Donated Her Eyes. When She Saw His Boyfriend, She Was Shocked To See That He Too Was Blind. Her Boy Friend Asked Her If She Would Marry Him Now But She Refused.
He Bid Her Good Bye With A Small Note....

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"TAKE CARE OF MY YEYS!!"

Punctuation Is Powerful

An English Professor Wrote The Words:

"A Woman Without Her Man Is Nothing"

On The Chalkboard And Asked His Students To Punctuate It Correctly.


All Of The Males In The Class Wrote:

"A Woman, Without Her Man, Is Nothing."


All The Females In The Class Wrote:

"A Woman: Without Her, Man Is Nothing."

Punctuation Is Powerful

~~~ (=I Miss You =) ~~~

Wenever I Miss U,
I Wont Luk 4u In My Dreams
Or Try 2 Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs.
I’ll Jus Put My Right Hand Across Mychest N Feel U!


I Would Cross A Thousand Oceans Just To Hold You Tight.
I Would Climb A Thousand Mountains Just To Be With You Every Single Night.
Darling I Miss You So Much.

Why Do We Close Our Eyes Wen We Sleep - Wen We Dream, Wen We Kiss?
This Is Becoz The Most Precious Thing In The World Is Unseen.
When I Close My Eyes I See You!

Jab Kabhe Moosam Main Khushboo Bikhar Jaay…
Jab Chandni Main Raat Nikhar Jaay……
Jab Kabhi Baywaja Yeh Dharkan Machal Jaay…
Tu Samaj Layna Humnay App Ko Yaad Kiya!!!

Chaand Hasta Hai Chandni Muskurati Hai,
Aap Hume Yaad Kare Na Karen….
Par Humen To Aapki Yaad Aati Hai !!!!” Miss U”

Whenever I Miss You,
Whenever I Miss You, Stars Fall Down From The Sky.
So Any Day If You Find The Sky Empty, Don’t Blame Me!
It’s All Your Fault; You Made Me Miss You So Much!

Close Your Eyes,
Close Your Eyes,
Relax Your Body,
And Stop Your Breathing As Long As You Can…
NOW BREATH……
I Miss You As Much As YOU MISSED THE AIR!

My Past Says U Met Me
My Future Says U Wil Care 4 Me
My Present Says U Wil Understand Me
But My Heart Says U Wil
Always Remember ME!

KIS HAAL MEIN HONGE AAP HAMARE BINA...

Dil Nahi Lagta Aap Ko Dekhe Bina,
Dil Nahi Lagta Aap Ko Mile Bina.
Aakhen Bhar Aati Hain Yeh Soch Ke,
Kis Haal Mein Honge Aap Hamare Bina...

Dooriyo Ki Na Parwah Kiya Kijiye,
Dil Jab Bhi Pukare Bula Lijiye.
Hum Door Zyada Nahi Aapse,
Bas Apni Aakhon Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye...

Khushbu Maangi Thi Khuda Se,
Woh Hume Phool Thama Gaye.
Bas Thodi Si Khushi Maangi Thi Dua Mein,
Toh Aap Sa Dost Dekar Hume Khush Naseeb Bana Gaye...

Din Hain Agar Toh Raat Bhi Hogi,
Baadal Chhaye Hain Agar Toh Barsaat Bhi Hogi.
Judaai Ka Gam Mat Kar Mere Dost,
Door Hain Hum Aaj Toh Kal Mulakat Bhi Hogi...

Eri Aankho Mein Yeh Jo Nami Se Chhayi Hain,
Woh Mere Door Hone Ki Gawahi Hain.
Yaad Itna Na Kiya Kar Dost,
Hichki Le Le Kar Meri Jaan Pe Ban Aayi Hain...

Fareb Tha Hasi Mein Aashiqui Samajh Baithe,
Maut Ko Hi Apni Zindagi Samajh Baithe.
Waqt Ka Mazzak Tha Ya Badnasibi Hamari,
Uski Do Baato Ko Chaahat Samajh Baithe...

U Door Rehkar Duriyo Ko Badhaya Nahi Karte,
Apne Deewane Ko Sataya Nahi Karte.
Har Waqt Jise Bas Aapka Khayal Ho,
Use Apne SMS Ke Liye Tadpaya Nahi Karte...

Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskaan Hi Kafi Hain,
Dil Mein Bas Ek Armaan Hi Kafi Hain.
Armaan Yeh Hain Ke Aap Khush Raho,
Hume Yaad Rakhna Bas Yeh Ehsaan Hi Kafi Hain...

Unse Mile Toh Hum Mashahur Ho Gaye,
Hum Apne Aap Se Bahot Door Ho Gaye.
Na Jaane Kaisi Kashish Thi Unki Baato Mein,
Sab Faisle Unke Hume Manzur Ho Gaye...

Yuhi Apni Dosti Mein Gehrayi Rahe,
Chahe Kyu Na Umar Bhar Judai Rahe.
Ek Aarzu Dil Mein Samayi Rahe.
Saje Aapki Mehfil Bhale Yaha Tanhai Rahe...

Kuch Pal Hote Hain Kuch Pal Ke Liye,
Ji Le Inhe Hum Har Pal Ke Liye.
Yeh Waqt Toh Ret Ki Tarah Fisal Jayega.
De Jayega Yaadein Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye...

Zindagi Mein Aapki Ehmiyat Bata Nahi Sakte,
Dil Mein Aapki Jagah Dikha Nahi Sakte.
Kuch Rishte Anmol Hote Hain,
Yeh Hum Sab Ko Samjha Nahi Sakte...

Tujhe Bhulakar Bhi Na Bhool Payenge Hum,
Bas Yehi Ek Vaada Nibha Payenge Hum.
Mita Denge Khud Ko Bhi Jahan Se,
Lekin Tera Naam Dil Se Mita Na Payenge Hum...

Chahne Se Har Baat Nahi Hoti,
Thode Se Andhere Se Raat Nahi Hoti.
Jis Dost Ko Chahte Hain Jaan Se,
Aaj Kal Unse Mulaqat Nahi Hoti...

Yuhi Zindagi Se Khushiya Nahi Jaati,
Yuhi Kisi Ki Aankh Nahi Bhar Aati.
Bhulaane Par Bhi Zakhm De Jaati Hain Jo,
Woh Pehli Mohabbat Bhulakar Bhi Nahi Bhulayi Jaati...

Mann Mein Sabka Armaan Nahi Hota,
Har Koi Dil Ka Mehmaan Nahi Hota.
Par Jo Ek Baar Dil Mein Sama Jaaye,
Use Bhulana Aasaan Nahi Hota...

Bhula Kar Hume Woh Khush Reh Na Payenge,
Saath Mein Nahi Toh Mere Jaane Ke Baad Muskurayege.
Dua Hain Khuda Se Ki Unhe Kabhi Dard Na De,
Hum Toh Seh Gaye Par Woh Toot Jayenge...

Ho Chuki Hain Raat Bahot Ab So Bhi Jaao,
Jo Hain Dil Ke Kareeb Uske Khayalo Mein Ab Kho Bhi Jaao.
Kar Raha Hoga Koi Intezaar Aapka,
Khayalo Mein Hi Sahi Unse Mil Toh Aao...

Eri Dosti Ne Bahot Kuch Sikha Diya,
Meri Khamosh Duniya Ko Jaise Hasa Diya.
Karzdar Hu Main Us Khuda Ka,
Jisne Mujhe Tujh Jaise YAAR Se Mila Diya...

Bhulana Tumhe Na Aasan Hoga,
Jo Bhule Tumhe Woh Naadan Hoga.
Aap Jaise YAAR Toh Rehte Hain Hamare Dil Mein,
Aap Hume Na Bhule Yeh Aapka Ehsaan Hoga...

Aye Na Unhe Bhale Yaad Hamari,
Hum Hamesha Karenge Fariyaad Unki.
Bewafa The Woh Na Kahenge Kisi Se,
Kahenge Ki Wafa Kam Thi Hamari...

Har khushi mein aap ki baat karte hain,
Aap salamat rahe yeh fariyaad karte hain.
Ab ek SMS se kya bataye,
Ki hum aap ko kitna yaad karte hain...


Mujhko Udaas dekh kar zamane ne yeh Saawal kiya,
Woh kaun hai zalim jisne tera yeh haal kiya,
Maine kaha woh mohabbat hai jo meri unke sath hai,
woh nikli bewafa bus itni si baat hai...

BROKEN HEARTZ

Kisne Meri Kabar Par Aake Diya Jala Diya

Bijli Kadak Ke Gir Padi Sara Chaman Jala Diya

Chain Se So Raha Tha Main Odhe Kafan Majar Par

Yahan Bhi Satane Aa Gaye, Kisne Pata Bata Diya

Kahan Koi Aisa Mila Jispar Duniya Luta Dete,

Har Ek Ne Dhokha Diya Kis Kisko Bhula Dete...

Apne Dil Ka Dard Dil Main Hi Daba Kar Rakha Hai,

Agar Karte Bayan To Mehfil Ko Rulaa Dete...

Kisi Se Milne Ki Ummid Na Thi

Milkar Bichhadne Ki Tamanna Na Thi

Khuda Ke Saamne Majboor The Warna

Haalat Ke Saamne Sir Jhukane Ki Aadat Na Thi,

Kirdar Badal Gaye, Ab Badli Si Yeh Kahani Hai,

Zindagi Mein Mithaas Thi Ab Zeher Ke Paani Hai,

Mere Zakhmon Par Marham Na Lagaao,

Mere Paas Bas Yehi Ek Us Ke Pyaar Ki Nishani Hai,

Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha

Phir Bhi Takleef Thi Us Ko Aane Main

Bewafa Ghar Main Baithi Pooch Rahi

Thi Aur Kitni Dair Hai Le Jaane Main

From My New Friend....

1) Apane Dil Ki Sun Afawao Se Kam Na Le,

Muze Yaad Rakh, Beshak Naam Na Le,

Tera Vaham Hai Ki Main Bhooli Hu Tuze,

Meri Aisi Koi Sans Nahi Jo Tera Naam Na Le.

2) Fasle Mita Kar Aapas Me Pyar Rakhana,

Dosti Ka Ye Rishta Hamesha Barkarar Rakhana,

Bichhad Jaye Kabhi Aapase Hum,

Fir Bhi Ankho Me Hamara Intazar Rakhana.

3) Yaado Ka Ye Silsila Banaye Rakhana,

Dost kahaa hai To Dosti Nibhate Rehana,

Jaan To Nahi Mangenge Aapase,

Guzarish Hai Jaan-Pehachzn Banaye Rakhana.

4) Aakhon ki zuban woh samaj nahi pate,

Hoth magar Kuchh keh nahi pate,

Hum bebas is tarah hai ki hum kehna chahte hai,

per woh samne nahi aate.

5) Aisa Dost Chahiye Jo Hume Apna Man Sake,

Hamare Dukh Ko Jaan Sake,

Chal Raeh Ho Hum Tez Barish Me Phir Bhi,

Paani Me Se Aansu Ko Pehchan Sake.