Some basic facts for salaried people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent
situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she
calls me")

And last....but not the least...

Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Lonawala."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what
say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"

~*~ *~ Ek Lamha ~*~*~

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi,
milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun,
aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, a
ap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko,
chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi,
to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi,
pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai?
Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?
Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?