Before Marriage - - -
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage - - -
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Embarrassing Situation
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful वूमनsitting alone। After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"She responds in a loud voice :"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised,shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table. After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying हाउ people respond to Embarrassing situations."The young man responds loudly with,"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES…THATS TOO MUCH !"
Positive Thinking
Positive Thinking Poem :Little Birds Fly In The Sky,U Look Up & They Shit In Your Eye, U Don’t Get Angry & U Don’t Cry,U Only Thank God That Cow Don’t Fly
