Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Helpful to speak english.

Sophisticated Meaning In Bombay ...

There's a minor problem

Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

There's a big problem

Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya

There's a huge problem...(unsolvable)

Arre yaar,"Raada" ho gaya

You'll be surprised

Ekdam " Hill " jayega tu

I am going out of this place

Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai

Don't make a fool of others

Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!

Chal e Shaaane,"Hawa" aan de

I am not a stupid out here

Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

There's some misunderstanding

Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi

Do u drink daily?

Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

See, You are afraid...

Dekh, teri to "FAT" gayi

Shall I just bash u?

E Du kya "Kharcha Pani"?

Just take him into a secret place

Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

O... What a beautiful lady!!

Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!

Kya "Raapchik Maal/Piece" hai yaar!!

Don't just bluff..OK?

E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de...

Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!

Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!

Don't take much tension...

Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

Your clothes are very awkward!!

Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?

I don't care about it much..!!

Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

Please don't overbore me...

Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

All this must be done without anyone's notice

Sab kaam " SUUMDI " me hona chahiye kya

Monday, October 22, 2007

Outstanding quotes

Warning: Only for adult readers ... others can ignore!












and the best one by woody allen

can you imagine such answers ...........

Here are some questions & answer of IAS........

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Thursday, October 11, 2007

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