Wednesday, February 20, 2008

its everyting about U ....

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big advice On the door on which it was written: "Yesterday the person who has been
Hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to
Join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym".

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their
Colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who
Was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company
Itself. The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were
Ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached
The coffin, the more the excitement heated up.
Everyone thought: "Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well,
At least he died!".

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when
They looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood
Nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched
The deepest part of their soul.
There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it
Could see himself.

There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: "There is only one
Person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is U."
You are the only person who can revolutionize your life. U are the only
Person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your
Success. U are the only person who can help yourself.
Yr life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends
Change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life
Changes when U change, when U go beyond yr limiting beliefs, when U
Realize that U R the only one responsible for your life.
"The most important relationship you can have, is the one you have with yourself"

The world is like a mirror: it gives back 2 anyone the reflection of
The thoughts in which one has strongly believed.
It's the way u face Life that makes the difference...

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

*********

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

*********

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

*********

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

*********
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!
*********

Friday, February 1, 2008

" potentially and reality "

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially and reality"?
Dad : I will show you

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!"